im so miserable but i laugh at everything
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
fanmix challenge » (3/?) mythological creatures
I Eat Boys Like A Cannibal: a mix for the succubi
I wanna go home
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.
the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg
get your game on
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.